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Drama by Marielle Pawson published in Vol 4 Issue 2

Characters

LIAM

LEAH

ALEXIS

CHLOE

JENNIFER

BRAD

HOSTESS

RANDOM WOMAN

BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS IN AN AUDITORIUM

Buy Lorazepam Without Prescription, LIAM: Can't I just meet you back here when you're done. There's a pub around the corner.

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LIAM: (MOCKING) Oooh!

LEAH: Come on. I won't let my brother spend every weekend at home playing Madden alone in his underpants anymore.

(BEAT) It looks like the guys are sitting on the outside and girls are on the inside.

LIAM: Okay, Buy Lorazepam Without Prescription. But I'm gonna have to make it interesting.

LEAH: You be nice and don't lie too much. You never know: you might meet someone you're interested in. I think it's starting. Sit down!

BACKGROUND CONVERSATION QUIETS

THE HOSTESS SPEAKS INTO A

MICROPHONE

HOSTESS: (D) Welcome, everyone, Lorazepam use, to this week's session of Rapid Fire Dating!

CROWD CLAPS

(D) For y'all newcomers, this is how the night's gonna work: the ladies will have a seat across from the gentlemen, and y'all can get to talkin'. Buy Lorazepam Without Prescription, But don't get too attached, because after two minutes, the buzzer will go and the ladies will shift over to their right. So you gentlemen can just keep your butts planted where they are! No need to worry about the men getting lost and needing to ask for directions, Lorazepam dangers, right ladies?

FEMALE LAUGHTER

LIAM: Christ.

HOSTESS: (D) All right, let's begin!

A BUZZER SOUNDS

ONGOING BACKGROUND CONVERSATION

ALEXIS: Hi. Alexis.

LIAM: Hey, there. Liam.

ALEXIS: Great name. Are you Irish?

LIAM: No, order Lorazepam from United States pharmacy, but I wish I had a Guinness right now.

ALEXIS: (LAUGHS) That's funny. Well, I love ethnic names, anyway.

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ALEXIS: No, but I'd love to move to L.A. Japan, craiglist, ebay, overseas, paypal, some day!

(BEAT) So, what do you do?

LIAM: Oh, uh, I'm a... photographer. Buy Lorazepam Without Prescription, I graph photos. Of models.

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LIAM: Charge?

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LIAM: (STIFLES LAUGH) He charged you, huh. I mean, yeah, sounds like my rate, purchase Lorazepam online. So, you must be a professional model?

ALEXIS: I'm what they call a quintuple threat: actress, singer, model, Canada, mexico, india, dancer, and writer.

LIAM: That must be getting expensive for you.

ALEXIS: I get a lot of tips working days at Hooligan's. But, it's a struggling artist's life, you know?

LIAM: Totally.

(BEAT) So, have you ever done this kind of thing before?

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LIAM: You don't chew?

ALEXIS: What?

LIAM: Nevermind.

ALEXIS: (LAUGHS) You're random. You must be a real artistic type to be a photographer.

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ALEXIS: Well, Lorazepam forum, maybe you and I could work together in the future!

LIAM: Oh, yeah. Um, sure.

ALEXIS: Here, take one of my cards.

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BUZZER SOUNDS

LIAM: (FEIGHNED DISAPPOINTMENT) Oh no.

ALEXIS: You hang onto that.

(LOUD WHISPER) I do total nude shoots, too.

Nice meeting you.

LIAM: You too.

CHAIR SCREECHES AS THE WOMEN SWITCH PLACES

CHLOE: (NERVOUS) Hello. Chloe.

LIAM: Hi. Liam.

CHLOE: Sorry, I'm a little nervous.

LIAM: I wouldn't worry too much, Lorazepam pharmacy. I'm a pretty easy going guy.

CHLOE: I just got out of a long relationship and my friend brought me here. I'm slightly tempted to run for it.

LIAM: I hear that, Buy Lorazepam Without Prescription. My sister dragged me here, too. We can just try and get through this together. Buy Lorazepam online no prescription, Well, for two minutes anyway.

CHLOE: (SHY GIGGLE) Right.

(BEAT) (CONFIDENT) So, what do you do?

LIAM: I'm a lawyer.

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LIAM: A what?

CHLOE: (ANNOYED) Those plastic testicles guys hang from their trailer hitches. He calls his "Wrangler Danglers." I told him that was far too specific a name. But, he never listened to me.

LIAM: Why limit yourself?

CHLOE: (CONFIDENT) That's what I said. Online buying Lorazepam hcl, He's also currently in the design phase for "Sideview Rears."

LIAM: Is that exactly what it sounds like?

CHLOE: (SAD) Yes.

LIAM: So, what do you do?

CHLOE: I'm in advertising and marketing.

LIAM: Interesting. What kind of companies do you work for?

CHLOE: (ANGRY) Well, I had been working on the promotional website for my ex's company, "Butts and Nutts," but now that's all over with.

LIAM: I see.

CHLOE: I guess that's what I get for mixing business and pleasure.

LIAM: And with this economy, who can really afford all of those butts and nuts, anyway?

CHLOE: It's better to just move on.

LIAM: Yes, Buy Lorazepam Without Prescription. Moving on is a great idea.

CHLOE: (CHEERFUL) So, what kind of lawyer are you?

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LIAM: Uh, it's complicated. It's not your common criminal activity. Buy Lorazepam Without Prescription, I work with a lot of... astronauts. Ordering Lorazepam online, You know — space crime — and such.

CHLOE: I didn't know that existed!

LIAM: Oh, yeah. There are different rules up there. It's pretty wild.

CHLOE: That sounds fascinating!

(BEAT) (SUSPICIOUS) Are you really addicted to your job?

LIAM: I'm busy. Really busy.

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BUZZER SOUNDS

LIAM: Wow. Buy Lorazepam Without Prescription, That was fast. Buy cheap Lorazepam no rx, Nice meeting you.

CHLOE: (SAD) What. Oh, yeah.

CHAIR SCREECHES AS THE WOMEN SWITCH PLACES

JENNIFER: Hi. Jennifer.

LIAM: Yo. Liam.

JENNIFER: This is great. It's so fast-paced!

LIAM: Yeah, Buy Lorazepam Without Prescription. It's a magical whirlwind adventure.

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LIAM: Go for it.

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(BEAT) So, what do you do, Buy Lorazepam Without Prescription. Tell me everything!

LIAM: (HESITANT) I'm in... food.

JENNIFER: Don't be shy. Get it all out there on the table, like I did!

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(LOUD WHISPER) I think it's really going to take off soon.

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JENNIFER: All right. I'm going to go to the washroom for the rest of this round. Good luck, asshole.

LIAM: Cheers.

CHAIR QUICKLY PUSHED BACK

BRAD: (OFF) Fine. I'll sit here.

CHAIR SQUEEK AS BRAD SITS

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BRAD: Screwed it up already.

Buy Lorazepam Without Prescription, (OFF) See, Brenda. I screwed it up already!

This is total BS.

LIAM: You could just move to the other side, over th—

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LIAM: Fun-wise, it's pretty much the opposite of that.

BRAD: Dude, I can imagine, cheap Lorazepam no rx. Whew— look at that one!

BUZZER SOUNDS

LIAM: Oh, that's the buzz—

BRAD: I don't get the concept at all. I mean, we sit in this circle—

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BRAD: Lady, I'm supposed to be a lot of things. You can just move on.

LIAM: (OFF) Sorry.

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LIAM: Liam. Sure, why not?

LIAM CRACKS OPEN A CAN OF BEER

I heard that women judge a guy's potential in the first ten seconds of talking to him.

BRAD: Just long enough to check out what clothes he's wearing and if he stutters. My sister Brenda dragged me here because she thinks I need a woman. But, really, she just wants me to stop hitting on her friends all the time.

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LIAM: Man, my sister brought me here, too.

BRAD: Your well o' ladies been dry for awhile?

LIAM: Uh, I had a girlfriend about a year ago. Buy Lorazepam Without Prescription, But, you know.

BRAD: Yeah. I do feel sorry for the ladies here tonight. Sure, some of them think it's just a laugh, but others, man, you can smell the desperation.

LIAM: It smells like this girl's business card. Check it out.

BRAD: (READING) "Quintuple threat."

I didn't know glitter had a smell.

LIAM: My sister thinks I am lonely or something. She just wants me to be happy. I'm not really sure how being here leads to that.

BRAD: Dunno man.

LIAM: Well, Buy Lorazepam Without Prescription. Hey... there's a pub around the corner. You feel like ditching this place and having a proper pitcher. The game's gonna start in about fifteen minutes.

BRAD: Man. Now you're cooking with class. Let's go.

14.

TWO CHAIRS PUSHED OUT LOUDLY

BRAD (cont'd) I guess we'll be screwing up the organization of this little event even further.

LIAM: Hey, maybe two ladies will strike up a conversation. They might find they have more fun.

BUZZER SOUNDS

END

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Drama by Kelly Tatham published in Vol 4 Issue 1

Character Breakdown
Zithromax For Sale, Connie - Early 40s, attractive, well put together, tall

Julie - 18, attractive, conservatively dressed, short

Max - 18, gorgeous, causally dressed, tall, innocent looking

The clock on the wall reads 11:05 am. There is a desk downstage left, with one chair downstage of it and two chairs upstage of it. There is a box of tissues and a phone, along with other papers and trinkets on the desk. Upstage right there is a couch with a coffee table in front of it. Behind the couch, purchase Zithromax online no prescription, hanging on the wall there are three enlarged, framed magazine covers hanging. ‘FOOTPRINTS’ is emblazoned across the top, Zithromax For Sale. The centre print shows a picture of a white robed Jesus carrying a little girl. The girl is smiling through the tears in her eyes. They are on a beach and there are two sets of footprints behind them, Real brand Zithromax online, save for the last metre, where there is only one set leading up to where the Jesus is walking. The other two posters also have cheesy, yet appropriate images for a Christian Children’s Magazine. Zithromax For Sale, Beside the couch there is a door (UC) and past the door there is a window, covered in closed blinds.

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A knock is heard at the door.

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CONNIE: Max, I told you, call me Connie. Or at the very least, Online buying Zithromax hcl, Ms. Fairfield.

MAX: (nods enthusiastically) I brought you coffee.

CONNIE: Thank you, Max. That was very thoughtful of you.

MAX: I just wanted to apologize for throwing up on you at Julie’s birthday party.

Max is gesturing nervously and coffee starts spilling everywhere.

MAX: Julie’s really upset and I know I shouldn’t be drinking and we’re just interns and she thinks I’m going to get fired.

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Max passes the coffee, but jerks his hand at the last second and spills coffee all over Connie’s chest.

CONNIE: ...getting fired.

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CONNIE: Lock the door, Max.

Max runs to the door, locks it, and runs back.

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They embrace and Max immediately returns to attempting to unclasp Connie’s bra.

CONNIE: Easy.

Connie unbuttons Max’s pants, letting them drop to his ankles, then unbuttons her blouse halfway and places Max’s hands on her breasts.

CONNIE: There we go.

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MAX: (In awe) You’re so, so much better.

Connie leans back over her desk and digs through her purse while Max is kissing and fondling her breasts.

CONNIE: Shit. Where are my condoms?

Zithromax For Sale, MAX: Don’t worry, I’ll just pull out.

CONNIE: (Still digging) Is that the kind of Sex Ed program my tax dollars are paying for?

MAX: Sex Ed. Oh, you mean Purity Partners?

CONNIE: Ah ha. (Pulls out a condom)

MAX: Aren’t you too old to get pregnant anyway?

CONNIE: Max?

MAX: Yeah?

CONNIE: You want to do this?

Max nods vigorously.

CONNIE: Then no more talking.

Connie moves her hand over Max’s crotch and he immediately starts to moan. The doorknob begins to jiggle. Connie continues to fondle Max as his moans become higher and higher pitched.

MAX: Oh, order Zithromax from United States pharmacy, oh...

Just as Max cums prematurely, there is a loud knock on the door.

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CONNIE: (Whispers) Max. Closet, now!

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CONNIE: Nothing, dear. Just spilt coffee on myself.

JULIE: Why was your door locked?

CONNIE: I was trying to get off. The coffee. I was trying to get the coffee off.

JULIE: Oh. (Sits on the couch) Can I talk to you about something?

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JULIE: It’s just that.., purchase Zithromax for sale. (Starting to choke up) Well, on my birthday...

CONNIE: Julie, sweetheart. Let me buy you lunch.

JULIE: Max said... Max said... (Starts to bawl) That he wants to break up with me!

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CONNIE: There, there.

Max peers out the closet door. Connie notices him and gestures wildly for him to get back in, fast shipping Zithromax. Julie pulls back, looks at Connie and wipes her runny nose. Zithromax For Sale, Julie looks at the snot on her hand, then, expectantly, to Connie.

CONNIE: Sorry, dear. Fresh out of tissues. (Stands up and heads to the door) But, I know where we can get some.

JULIE: Should I have sex?

Connie looks taken aback.

JULIE: Should I have sex with Max?

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CONNIE: (Sweetly) Didn’t you just say that Max wants to break up with you?

JULIE: I think he wants to break up with me because I won’t have sex with him.

CONNIE: I thought you two were saving yourselves for marriage. Isn’t that what that lovely ring is for. (Points to the ring on Julie’s left ring finger)

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CONNIE: And, now you think Max wants to go back on that promise?

JULIE: Everything was fine until Grandma died. I knew our sins would be punished, where can i buy cheapest Zithromax online, I knew it.

CONNIE: What sins, Julie?

JULIE: Max said what we were doing had nothing to do with Grandma, but I knew we were being punished.

CONNIE: What were you doing?

JULIE: (Looking shameful) Tongue kissing.

CONNIE: Tongue kissing?

JULIE: Uh huh.

CONNIE: What the hel-- What’s wrong with tongue kissing?

JULIE: (Reciting) No part of me shall be entered into anothers until the marital bed.

CONNIE: So that’s all you’ve ever done. Make out a little?

JULIE: (Quietly) Uh huh.

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CONNIE: You know that movie was a parody right?

JULIE: It took me almost an hour to clean it up.

Connie starts to crack up, as Julie bursts into tears. The phone on the desk rings.

CONNIE: Oh. Zithromax from canada, I should take that. Here, read this.

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CONNIE: Connie Fairfield’s office.

MAX: (Whispering from the closet) Connie, it’s me!

CONNIE: Oh... hello Pastor Jonathan, how can I help you today?

MAX: Tell Julie to have sex with me!

CONNIE: WHAT?. I mean, Zithromax dosage, pardon me, Pastor Jonathan. I don’t think I heard you properly.

MAX: Please tell Julie to have sex with me?

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CONNIE: So, Pastor Jonathan... you’re telling me that you submitted your article to another magazine?

MAX: What?

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There is a small crash from the closet.

JULIE: What was that?

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CONNIE: Julie, would you lie before me. And before God?

Julie shakes her head.

CONNIE: Tell me the truth. Did you like playing with mini Max?

JULIE: Um... (Sheepishly) kind of.

CONNIE: (Encouragingly) You enjoyed touching him and rubbing him and giving him pleasure?

JULIE: (Trying not to grin) Yeah, Buy Zithromax no prescription, I kind of did.

CONNIE: Well that’s sinful and wrong!

There is another mild crash from the closet. Julie tries to look around, but Connie has grabbed her by the shoulders and is preaching to her.

CONNIE: You know Jesus was watching you while you were doing that. Were you thinking of Jesus while you were pleasuring Max?

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JULIE: No tongue kissing?

CONNIE: No kissing, period.

JULIE: Oh, Connie, you’re right, you’re so right.

Connie gets up and heads to her desk.

JULIE: Can I stay here for awhile. I don’t feel up to going back to work yet.

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Connie sits back down beside Julie and takes her hands.

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JULIE: Max?!

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Zithromax For Sale, MAX: I... She... It was her. She did it. (Pointing at Connie as he begins to get up)

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Zithromax For Sale, CONNIE: You know it’s rude to not let a lady finish. (beat) So, as I was saying. Max came on... came to me to talk. He explained to me how much he loves you and how he’s afraid he’s slipping away from God because of all the sexual frustration you give him. And that’s why he tried to break up with you.

Max nods, although clearly confused.

CONNIE: So I explained to him the same thing I explained to you, Zithromax For Sale. No matter how badly we might desire something, we must recognize that it is wrong. We can’t take the easy way out by ending a relationship, we must suffer through it, just as Jesus suffered on the cross. Jesus is always watching and he wants you both to wait. But, when you came knocking, Max wasn’t ready to talk to you just yet, so he hid in the closet.

Julie is silent. Zithromax For Sale, Connie smiles. Max nods.

JULIE: Max. Max, is all that true. You really don’t want to break up with me?

MAX: (Nodding) Yes. Everything that Connie said is true. I want to stay with you, and I want to wait.

JULIE: That’s great. No kissing...

MAX: No touching...

JULIE: No nothing...

MAX: (Feebly) Yaaaaaay.

Julie looks at Connie for a moment, then crosses the room to give Max an awkward hug. They embrace delicately.

CONNIE: Leave room for Jesus kids.

Lights fade to black.

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Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, A SPOTLIGHT illuminates a frumpy corporate-type standing by himself: HANK MANN. Behind him hangs the vague silhouette of a bar. He addresses the audience directly.

HANK

It is -- what is it really. -- that ambiguous aspect of our condition. What is it. Where did it come from, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. Who are its friends. Does it even have friends, after Prednisone. So illogical yet so universal, what is its form. But, I fear that if we are to scrutinize it with that eye, then we are under obligation to approach all other emotion similarly, Prednisone from canadian pharmacy, and -- fuck it -- I for one am in no mood for metaphysics. Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, But what is it in a simpler sense. Some evolutionary leftover, something that had some biological significance at some point, now left to curdle and mold, useless?

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Because, buying Prednisone online over the counter, you see, when you see your eye’s apple bumping uglies with a bigger, badder badass, who, let’s face it, Prednisone reviews, we all know is better looking than you anyway, that feeling you’re feeling is not this. That is another thing. Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, That thing concerns itself with the desire for an object of perceived significance, while this thing concerns itself with the fear of losing that object. That is another thing.

That thing is the subject of another exciting evening elsewhere. We are concerned with this thing: impotent and aphrodisiac and fossil fuel, that cognitively impenetrable mental state where the rational has no place.

HANK steps back. Two beers are produced by an unseen bartender; HANK takes them, order Prednisone online c.o.d. The lights come

up, illuminating a sparsely populated bar. HANK takes the beer over to a table stage left, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. Already sitting is NATHAN BALLANTINE, HANK’S Australian co-worker/friend. Both are dressed in typical, Prednisone brand name, 9-to-5 office attire. HANK sits with his back to the bar.

[Note: Their dialogue should be delivered in a very fast paced fashion.]

HANK

Let me explain to you why you’re stupid.

NATHAN

Oh please do, mate. I’m all ears.

HANK

It’s gotta be Vertigo--

Vertigo--

NATHAN

Vertigo is boring. It’s The Birds. The Birds.

HANK
Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, The Birds is fine and great and that, but it lacks depth -- thematic depth. The Birds is like Jaws--

NATHAN

I reckon I might have to piss on ya if you start rippin’ on Jaws.

HANK

I’m not ripping on Jaws or The Birds. They’re great entertainment, but neither of them cut to the heart

like Vertigo. Vertigo’s about the brutal nature of a man, Prednisone interactions. Nothing he produced even came close.

NATHAN

(beat)

It’s boring.

HANK

It’s not boring. See. This is why you’re stupid, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. He’s fallen in love with this fetishized fantasy -- the creation of someone else, it must be pointed out -- and it consumes him. His life becomes an obsessive quest to regain something that never even existed. Buy Prednisone from mexico, You don’t get anything like that in The Birds, do you. Tell me--

NATHAN

Shut up.

HANK

(hurt)

You shut up

NATHAN

No, really. She’s here.

Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, A GROUP OF WOMEN enter the bar. HANK throws a on a hoodie.

HANK

Behind me?

NATHAN

Yeah, yeah. She’s with friends.

HANK

Did she see me, Prednisone pictures. What are they doing?

NATHAN

Don’t think so. They’re going up to the bar, ordering something... Tequila from the looks of it.

HANK

Okay, okay, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. You good?

NATHAN

(resigned)

Suppose so.

HANK hands NATHAN a honking big two-way radio.

NATHAN

What the hell?

HANK

Put it in your front pocket. I’ll be able to hear everything you say.

NATHAN does so. Prednisone steet value, The top clearly sticks out.

NATHAN

It doesn’t even fit properly.

HANK

She won’t notice.

NATHAN

This is ridiculous.

HANK

You agreed.

NATHAN

And I regret that. I can’t be fucked with this espionage shit.

HANK

Is little Aussie coco puffs afraid to go flirt with a girl?

NATHAN

Mate, she’s your wife. She ain’t just some girl.

HANK
Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, Exactly. I’m her husband, and you have my permission.

NATHAN

I know that, but--

HANK

And I’m paying you. With beer.

NATHAN

It’s not that, doses Prednisone work, it’s just...

HANK

What. You don’t find her attractive?

NATHAN

Fuck off. I’ll just go.

He stands.

HANK

No, no. Don’t rush, make it casual.

NATHAN

Casual, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. You want me to make it casual. Online buying Prednisone, This is about as far the fuck from casual as one can possibly get, mate.

HANK

Make it seem casual. Take your time. Finish your drink. Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, You’ve just finished your drink and you’re going up to order another. She’s pretty, so you talk to her. Casual.

NATHAN

Fuck you and your casual, buy Prednisone without prescription. I ain’t been this nervous to talk to a woman since my balls dropped. Can you at least explain this to me. What do you stand to gain from this whole endeavour?

HANK

(weightily)

Understanding.

NATHAN

You don’t trust her?

HANK

I do, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. Implicitly. But it’s always the most trusting that are made the most foolish.

NATHAN

And why me?

HANK

Because you’re my friend and I trust you. And you’re younger, Prednisone used for, more attractive, and more charming than I am. And she has a thing for accents.

NATHAN

Let’s say, on the way-out-there chance, she goes for it. Is that something you really want to know?

HANK
Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, Yes. To only the willing is ignorance bliss. It’d hurt, buy Prednisone online cod, but I’d want to know. And don’t forget about the joke.

NATHAN

Chrissakes, do I have to. Reckon I’d skip it.

HANK

No, you need the joke. She once told me that she wouldn’t have so much as given me the time if I hadn’t

started off with a joke, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. Prednisone from mexico, She’ll love it. Don’t skip the joke.

NATHAN

Chrissakes, do I have to. Reckon I’d skip it.

HANK

No, you need the joke. She once told me that she wouldn’t have so much as given me the time if I hadn’t started off with a joke. Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, She’ll love it. Don’t skip the joke.

HANK shakes his head.

NATHAN

Oh, where to buy Prednisone, but you expect me to spew this godawful shit. Give it up.

HANK

(sighs)

So, we were both filling up at a gas station. She’d bought this blinding shiny, brand new Datsun, Prednisone pics, so I said to her, "Hey, nice Datsun." To which she replied, "Thanks, I just bought it." Then I said, "It’s too short." She said she didn’t so, and I said, where can i find Prednisone online, "No, it’s too short." She asked what I meant. I said, "Life. It’s too short to hesitate when you meet someone you think is beautiful." She blushed, real awkward, and said, "Thank you." Then I gave her a smack on the shoulder,

nothing weird, just -- (demonstrates on NATHAN) -- and said, "I was talking about me."

NATHAN

(beat)

I reckon that’s stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

HANK

I’m charming.

NATHAN

Wow.

HANK

I’m very charming.

NATHAN

That is impressively terrible, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. (downs his beer) That gives me confidence.

NATHAN gets up, Comprar en línea Prednisone, comprar Prednisone baratos, gathers his wits, and does an

awkward, Rocky-ish air punch.

HANK

Good luck.

He approaches the woman at the bar -- MARIE MANN,

HANK’S wife. She’s with a SMALL GROUP OF FRIENDS.

As they speak, HANK silently but animatedly reacts

to what is being said.

NATHAN

(to the bartender)

Couple of lagers, please, cheap Prednisone. (turning to MARIE) Hey there.

MARIE

Hi.

NATHAN

(feigning)

M... Mary?

MARIE

Marie. Do I know you?

NATHAN
Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, Yeah, yeah. Christmas party oh-nine. You’re married to... oh, Ordering Prednisone online, what’s-his-name...

MARIE

Hank. I remember you. I’m surprised you remember me --or anything, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. You were the guy that threw up in the--

NATHAN

(putting his hands up)

I don‘t like to talk about such things.

Marie chuckles, but says nothing. An awkward silence ensues.

NATHAN (CONT’D)

So, how d’you like that?

MARIE

What?

NATHAN

Being married.

MARIE

Well enough.

NATHAN

I know a lot of unhappy couples, just wonderin’ if you were one, Prednisone photos. Wanna hear a joke?

MARIE

Sure?

NATHAN

Right, so there’s this guy, right. And he’s--

MARIE’S FRIEND

Em, it’s your round.

MARIE

(to NATHAN)

Just a sec.

NATHAN (putting his head down to his chest and speaking low) Mate, Where can i cheapest Prednisone online, this is bullshit. I can’t do this nonsense.

HANK silently spasms in frustration.

NATHAN (CONT’D)

You owe me.

Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, MARIE turns back around. She hands him a daquiri. HANK freezes.

MARIE

Here.

NATHAN

For me?

MARIE

Who else. You were saying...?

NATHAN

(stumbling awkwardly here and there throughout) It’s long, but bear with. I promise you’ll laugh. So, as always, there’s a guy, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. He’s a normal guy: wife, Prednisone trusted pharmacy reviews, kids, mid-size, dog, cat, all that. Prednisone schedule, The only thing is he’s obsessed with Kim Kardashian. Like, obsessed. It’s really starting to get to the wife. Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, Then one day he hears that Kim Kardashian is going on this cruise around the world. For kicks he looks into it, and it turns out that there’s one cabin on the boat left -- right beside hers. The only problem is that it’s 200, what is Prednisone,000 bucks a head. But he realizes this is it -- this is the only chance he’s gonna get. He mortgages his house; he sells his car; he sells his wife and kids to slavery; he eats his dog and cat for food; but it’s all good because he’s got his ticket. The day comes, and he’s pumped, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. He gets a nice suit and gets on board

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actually tugs on Marie’s sleeve.) -- and says, "Mate, you’ll never guess who I’m fucking!"

MARIE

(beat)

Wow.

NATHAN

Good, ay?

MARIE

That’s truly awful. That’s the kind of joke my husband would tell.

NATHAN

(gritted teeth)

Don’t say?

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So what’s your deal.., Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. ?

NATHAN

Nathan. Nathan Ballantine.

MARIE

Nathan. Are you single?

NATHAN

Single, possibly swingin’.

MARIE gets in close, speaks sensuously.

MARIE

What do you say we take this conversation somewhere a

little more --

MARIE puts her hand on his chest, covering the two-way.

MARIE (CONT’D)

-- private?

NATHAN

(stunned)

... That’d be nice.

MARIE

But first...

MARIE reaches into his pocket, pulls out the two-way and flicks it off.

MARIE (CONT’D)

... Maybe you could go tell my husband to get his head out of his ass?

NATHAN

(beat)
Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, I... uh... I don’t know what you’re--

MARIE

Yeah, you do. That’s him right over there. Go tell him that maybe if he weren’t such a possessive prick he wouldn’t have to worry about me cheating on him. Could you tell him that?

NATHAN

(under his breath) Godawful.

MARIE

And you -- you’re just as pathetic, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. I bet you didn’teven come up with that joke. He gave it to you, didn’t he. God, he’s such a jerk off that he has to surround himself with other jerk offs. You two make a perfect little pair of jerk offs. Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, Get going... Go back to your little friend.

NATHAN is thunderstruck. He doesn’t move for a moment. The bartender slides the two beers over to him.

MARIE (CONT’D)

And you can remind him that I bought him that hoodie last Christmas.

MARIE and her FRIENDS, laughing, exit the scene with their drinks. NATHAN turns and stiffly walks back to the table with the two beers. He sits across from HANK, speechless.

HANK

So?

NATHAN shakes his head.

HANK (CONT’D)

How’d it go?

NATHAN

Not good, mate.

HANK

What happened to the mic. What’s up?

NATHAN

It’s bad.

HANK

Tell me!

NATHAN

I don’t know if I can.

HANK

Fucking say it!

NATHAN

(beat)

She offered me a hummer in the parking lot.

HANK can’t believe it; he’s angry, sad, frustrated, and worried all at once. Finally, he turns and charges offstage. The SCREAMING of the arguing couple can be heard from offstage.NATHAN sips his beer, smiling.

End of scene.

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Buy Atomoxetine Without Prescription, BRIGITTE points to KYLE, and NATALIE stares.

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BRIGITTE giggles nervously.

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BRIGITTE: Hi, Order Atomoxetine online c.o.d, I’m Brigitte. Do you mind if I just stand here. And, generic Atomoxetine, um, My Atomoxetine experience, talk to you till I get the courage to approach him.

NATALIE feels positive about this encounter and gives the girl a genuine smile.

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NATALIE (rudely): How, buy Atomoxetine from canada. How is that possibly exciting. Online Atomoxetine without a prescription, BRIGITTE: It’s The First Meet. It’s nerve wracking. And gives me butterflies, Buy Atomoxetine Without Prescription. But I’m excited, Atomoxetine steet value. I know who he really is. Atomoxetine reviews, And now I get to meet that person.

NATALIE: ...Okay... Buy Atomoxetine Without Prescription, BRIGITTE: Have you ever met someone online before.

NATALIE: No, buy Atomoxetine without a prescription. No, Atomoxetine dosage, I prefer not to be charged monthly for being single.

BRIGITTE: Oh. Well, Atomoxetine price, coupon, it’s quite the experience. (pause) Thank you for the talk, Buy Atomoxetine Without Prescription. Canada, mexico, india, I think I’m ready for this. Wish me luck.

BRIGITTE walks towards KYLE as NATALIE watches the outcome.

NATALIE (to herself): Yeah, Atomoxetine dose. No.

NATALIE’s phone vibrates (vibration noise is heard) and she opens the screen preparing for the insult that awaits. Buy Atomoxetine Without Prescription, MOTOROLA: LOSER. Atomoxetine street price, NATALIE closes the phone hard and squeezes the phone in her hand. NATALIE looks over to BRIGITTE who stands in front of KYLE.

BRIGITTE: Kyle.

KYLE looks up from his IPHONE and sees BRIGITTE, purchase Atomoxetine for sale. He takes a deep breath and corrects his posture and smiles awkwardly.

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KYLE nods his head.

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KYLE: (smiling Buy Atomoxetine Without Prescription, ) Yeah.

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KYLE: Yeah, Buy Atomoxetine Without Prescription.

BRIGITTE: And when you said you think about us at night in your bed before you go to sleep. And, we’re snuggling and holding each other and you want to give me gentle pecks on my neck. And when you said you dream about me. I really liked that. Buy Atomoxetine Without Prescription, KYLE: Yeah.

NATALIE looks at them in disbelief.

NATALIE: (to herself) Oh God.

BRIGITTE: I can totally picture that and not be creeped out by it. Because I feel like I know you. And that you know me too. The part where you said we’re like the greatest love story that’s yet to be told got me really excited, Buy Atomoxetine Without Prescription.

NATALIE stares at them unimpressed with her arms folded across her chest.

NATALIE: (to herself) Jesus Christ.

KYLE: Yeah.

BRIGITTE: Yeah. Buy Atomoxetine Without Prescription, And you have such a way with words that your compliments blew me away. I didn’t even think you were talking to me when I first read them. But you were, they were for me. I’ve never felt so special like that in my life.

KYLE: Yeah.

BRIGITTE: Yeah, Buy Atomoxetine Without Prescription. So, to answer your question and the reason I showed up tonight... is so I can say... Yes, Kyle Monty, you can change your Facebook relationship status to in a relationship with Brigitte Barnes.

KYLE: (smiles and nods) Sweet.

Buy Atomoxetine Without Prescription, BRIGITTE bends down to kiss him and he pulls her onto his lap. NATALIE stares at them with her jaw open and she is disgusted.

BRIGITTE: Wait... do you want to change your status now. I have my iPhone, we can both do it together.

KYLE nods with a grin.

KYLE: Yeah.

*this scene is an excerpt of the complete screenplay Antisocial Social People, published in the print version of Beside the Point.

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CAST

SPADINA SNIPERS: Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, JAMES DEAN, LEROY ‘THE REAL' MCCOY, CHARLIE ‘CHAPLIN' CHAN.

THE SCARBOROUGH ASSASSINS:
BERNARD ‘KILLER' HOPKINS, JIM ‘THE JACKHAMMER' JOHNSON and DARNELL ‘MANIAC' MADSEN.

And FEATURING: SAMUEL JACKSON as REGGAE-CABBIE.

Scene 1

Opening Scene: JAMES DEAN and his two friends LEROY ‘THE REAL' MCCOY, and CHARLIE ‘CHAPLIN' CHAN make up THE SPADINA SNIPERS. They are riding the subway (background setup like a Subway Car) and are warming up for a rap battle to take place that night on Toronto's eastside. Screeches can be heard from the Subway's brakes, and odd mumblings of conversations in the distance from a few odd people riding alongside the Snipers, Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription.

JAMES DEAN

Warmin' up for a rippin' battle `tween sides, My Fluconazole experience, Another subway token's what we need to collide,
Different strokes for different folks caught in a mime,
Shatter the glass with some of my fiercest rhymes
Think you one of a kind. You ain't got a chance
Unless you redefine reading my mind and make an advance,
Don't think you got what it takes in ya,
I got a team that's ready to kill ya

With poetry in motion from deep in T.O.
Kings of the jungle, listen to us roar,
We coastin' on a wave from downtown to the east
Look out, Fluconazole pictures, I attack fierce from the belly of the beast - Unleashed.

This story's underway, it's just getting started,
You wanna battle us, you must be retarded
Run you over like that kid does in Friday Night Lights,
Never going down though, cause I ignite with insights, Online buying Fluconazole, Blow you up with dynamite, an option that don't feel quite right/
So I'll give you tha opportunity to fade away into the darkness of the night.

JAMES DEAN

(Leroy gets a beat-box going while tapping his feet in the subway car Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, ).

Uh, ya, c'mon Leroy. Keep that beat going. Shit ya. I can't wait to catch these Scarborough cats off-guard. I know they ain't expecting nothing from us so it'll be even sweeter when we tear them apart, Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription.

LEROY

I hope you're right, herbal Fluconazole, bro. I'm just sorry for getting us in this situation in the first place. And by the way, nice warm-up, Deaner, you really are the coolest cat. I'm just happy to stand by your side. Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, Your parents named you right man. Buying Fluconazole online over the counter, James Dean. Ha. No nickname required.

JAMES DEAN

Whatever Leroy, stop making me blush. Besides, it's all good, Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription. This is just the challenge The Spadina Snipers needed anyway. I mean who'd a known you'd bump into one of the fiercest rappers on the eastside. Maybe it's fate, maybe it's opportunity, Fluconazole australia, uk, us, usa. Either way there ain't no looking back now.

CHARLIE

Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, Ya. That's what I'm talking about. Step into the limelight. I don't know where we'd be without you Dean. Seriously though. Leroy and I were just two young punks not too long ago, but with you as our leader we can take on anyone ya' know, Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription. You got our backs, and we got yours. Where can i order Fluconazole without prescription, The way it's meant to be - without getting too cheesy or nothing.

LEROY

With that being said. Thanks again for stepping in for me last night Deaner. Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, I guess the booze hit me harder than I even knew, and yo', I was not ready for Bernard.

Scene 2

Stage lights flash out then flash back a few moments later with the SPADINA SNIPERS walking the streets of Toronto. It's the night before and LEROY is the most intoxicated of the three from the house party they just left. Cars honking can be heard as they drive by the stumbling Leroy.

CHARLIE

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JAMES DEAN

Quit bustin' his chops Charlie. We all know you've been there before. Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, Remember that kegger a few weeks back. Wasn't it Leroy holding your toque for ya, while you kissed that ceramic bowl. That's what I thought.

As CHARLIE and JAMES DEAN banter back and forth
LEROY stumbles ahead around a corner, Cheap Fluconazole no rx, and BERNARD and his crew bump into him head on.

BERNARD/KILLER

(To his comrades first) Shit, who is this fool. I'm a smoke this knucklehead.

(To Leroy)

Yo, you're a stumbling idiot who can't even walk straight,
bumping into me, Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription. You just determined your own fate
I'm a pummel you - head first into the underground
when you enter the earth, we won't even hear a sound
You a clown
A Nobody.
Send the search party, to find the remnants of your soul
Seriously, don't take another step - You lost control
This cat is finished, I'm breakin' the mold of a Real MC
No one even cried at your funeral - What a Tragedy
Death by my Design, Fluconazole without a prescription. So take my advice:
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Whatever you say poindexter, Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription. My name is ‘Killer' and if you think I'm scared of you and your mixed medley crew you're dreamin'. Anytime you want a piece of me and my boys - Anytime - we'll be killin' it at Highland Creek Park, waiting for you chumps.

JAMES steps in to defend his drunken boy LEROY.

JAMES DEAN

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KILLER and his crew of JIM ‘THE JACKHAMMER' JOHNSON and DARNELL ‘MANIAC' MADSEN roar with laughter right in their faces.

DARNELL

Ha, Order Fluconazole no prescription, you boys make it out to the Borough and we'll battle you alright. You ain't even said nuttin' yet, Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription. Peace.

Stage lights flash out, then back in, resuming to the present moment and the TTC subway car with the Spadina Snipers still en route to Highland Park.

Scene 3

LEROY

Just thinking about that verse and how I made an ass of myself kills me. Sorry again Chaps. Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, Sorry Deaner. I ain't mean for you to have to step in for me like that.

CHARLIE

You know what man, Fluconazole description, don't even sweat it. He caught you off-guard and we're gonna get our chance at redemption tonight. Just hang in there and stay confident. Deaner had your back last night, and we both gonna step up now, Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription. Who cares that the last time I was in the Borough, I was with my Dad laptop shopping.

(somewhat sarcastically) I ain't scared.

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(with uncertainty) Thanks guys.

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arrive at Scarborough Centre - eastside - and exit the
streetcar. Lights fade out then back with them standing outside the Scarborough Centre. Their current location seems to be a somber scene, as if all other lights have burnt out, but the one directly above them.

JAMES DEAN

Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, What do you guys think. I mean I know I didn't google map the exact location of this park. Either of you.

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JAMES DEAN

Because you're the number two Charlie, and well, I just figured you'd know how to get there - You know what. Forget it. Fluconazole used for, I'm a hail down this cab.

JAMES signals for an oncoming cab. Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, The three off them
walk off-stage. The lights drop off, and when they
illuminate again the three of them are sitting on three boxes set up to imitate sitting in the back of a car. The three of them shift back and forth along with the wild driving of the CABBIE who is on his own box, slightly off center in front of them. He is imitating driving, with his arms flailing, and his eyes all over the road with constant looks in the rear view mirror, Fluconazole interactions. The background has a screen setup showing passing traffic & scenery.

Scene 5

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Hey man, you think you can get us to Highland Creek Park.

REGGAE-CABBIE

Sure ting man, Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription. Hop in. As long as you don't mind the reggae tunes, as I be jammin' tonight! (REGGAE-CABBIE observes the tense looks on the boys' faces). Pardon me sayin' but you boys seem awfully quiet tonight. Cat got your tongues or something.

LEROY

(Timidly) Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, Well actually man we're on our way to battle the Scarborough Assassins. Where can i buy Fluconazole online, We had a bit of a run in last night and well, we're on our way to meet Killer and his crew right now. Know anything about those guys?

REGGAE-CABBIE

(Nervously at the mention of the Assassins) You boys be careful, ya hear. Dem boys don't fool around man. I ain't gonna stick around for da funeral but cause I likes ya's, here is my cell phone number. I'm not sayin' I'm a come around to get ya's, but it seems like you boys is a long way from home and dose digits might just come in handy.

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With that, the REGGAE-CABBIE pulls to the side of the road (veers while sitting on his box), points to a crowd in the distance stationed in the center of the park under the beaming ballpark lights and wishes them luck.

Scene 6

Lights fade out as they shuffle off their boxes to exit the car, then fade back in with the trio center stage timidly trekking forward. As they approach the all-black crowd the stage lights black out for half a second and when they come back to, there is an amber dimmer essence with a new backdrop of Highland Park, and a baseball diamond in the background.

JAMES DEAN

Alright boys, keep your cool, Fluconazole from canada, let's do this.

BERNARD/KILLER

WELL, WELL, look who decided to show up. Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, None too soon neither as we was thinkin' you boys was pussies and didn't have it in ya.

Phat instrumental beats blast in the background. KILLER walks right up to DEAN and stares him down, their noses practically touching

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We're ready, how you wanna do this.

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JAMES DEAN

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BERNARD THE KILLER chuckles to himself, turns and looks at his boys, then to his girl in the crowd. He then glances at the D.J. and nods for him to kick that J. Dilla
instrumental record that would serve as the back-beat for this epic battle, Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription. Killer clears his throat, Buy Fluconazole from mexico, looks Dean directly in the eyes and begins. Stage lights focus on Killer with a deep blue haze.

BERNARD/KILLER

I thought we came to do battle with a small group of men,
Not a group of small men, who let you out of your playpen.
Your clothes are so tiny, bought at the Baby Gap,
Now you come on this stage, thinkin maybe you can rap.
Looks like I'm gonna have to teach y'all a little lesson, Fluconazole from canadian pharmacy,
So listen up close, your preschool's in session... Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, Lesson 1: come strong with a real set of rhymes,
Not "green eggs and ham" son, get with the times.
Lesson 2: Your Mr. Dressup songs won't work for you here,
You're amongst men now, check the headlights, deer. Order Fluconazole from United States pharmacy, Lesson 3: Don't stand there awestruck, like a cat got yer tongue.
Lesson 4: You just got served/I'm droppin the mic/ Done.

With that, DEAN doesn't even miss a beat and comes out swinging, Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription. Lights shift to JAMES DEAN with a cool
green hue.

JAMES DEAN

Alright, alright, looks like you rehearsed,
I'm super impressed, you remembered your verse, order Fluconazole from mexican pharmacy,
You got more of those lyrics under your skirt.
Or maybe they're hidin', in your man's purse.
But back to reality, your skills are not strong,
You lack originality, I'm right while you're wrong, Fluconazole price, You kinda a chimp, they callin' me Kong,
You seem sorta high, who's Cheech and who's Chong. Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, Slow down a minute, you seem out of touch,
You huff and you puff, but you ain't sayin much,
Recycling lyrics, your crew is a crutch,
You trippin' on the rope, while I double dutch, what's up.

The crowd hums and haws both ways, but definitely seem stunned by JAMES DEAN's composure and solid flow. KILLER seems a little flustered. Stage lights jump back to BERNARD with an even deeper blue.

BERNARD/KILLER

Young boy comin' out and callin us biters.
We Scarborough, buy Fluconazole online cod, bitch, we soldiers, we fighters.
Don't test my patience, I'll tear you apart,
Have you wide open, as I pull out your heart
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With that verse the surrounding posse goes berserk, waving their arms in the air and even a few "KILLA, KILLA" chants begin. Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, DEAN, un-phased pops in. Stage lights switch back to the green hue and DEAN as the focus.

JAMES DEAN

You're angry, you're mad, Fluconazole images, you ain't thinking straight,
Don't keep it all in, Just let out the hate.
The 'roids are on target, they do seem to work,
They've shrunk up yer nuts and made you a jerk,
Those pumped up biceps and chest make you scary,
There's all sorts of acne where you used to be hairy,
I know you are confident, what is Fluconazole, still feelin' fine,
But ladies ain't feelin, your receding hairline.
Calm down Hulk, you're bout to turn green,
Your grunts you call lyrics are causin' a scene.
That homophobe lyric, Buy Fluconazole without a prescription, just didn't sound right,
From a male prostitute, a man of the night.
I'm not into fightin', this shits about verses,
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Truly a King of the Night, Spadina's my hood,
Don't ever come downtown again, it'll do you no good.

With that last bar, the heavy hitting Scarborough crowd keep their arms up high. Jeers and shouts in favour of JAMES DEAN's verse are heard. Although no obvious winner is in sight after the first couple rounds, the tone is set and these two rhyme warriors are equally matched. Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, That much is clear. KILLER winces a half smile and nods in DEAN's direction. He sets his stance to begin a third go-around. At that moment sirens chime in. The Scarborough Police Force arrive and are intent on separating the larger than normal crowd. With numerous hoodlums and drug king-pins amongst the crowd, everyone scatters in all directions, but not before KILLER grabs DEANER's arm.

BERNARD/KILLER

You know what kid, Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription. I underestimated ya. Great battle. But just so you know I had ya with that next verse.

(BERNARD winks at JAMES as he says this. Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription, They slap hands, pound shoulders with a half-ass embrace, and take off in opposite directions - JAMES DEAN smiling to himself as he stumbles away).

JAMES DEAN

(half aloud, half to himself ) I guess we'll never know. I guess we'll never know.

LEROY, nearby with CHARLIE, whips out his cell-phone, and dials REGGAE-CABBIE. Ring,Ring. Ring, Ring...

REGGAE-CABBIE

(off-stage) I see you kid, I see you. Meet me down da' road where da' creek bends, Buy Fluconazole Without Prescription. I'll get you boys outta dere safe and sound. And hey, tell your boy.....Nicely dun, nicely dun. This ‘ere Rasta never miss da chance to catch a battle like dat one...

THE END.

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I died in France.

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Lights change to a pale blue. The man sits on the stool and sips the wine.

The music continues.

My sister Catherine is three years my senior. We shared our childhood happily in a Toronto suburb and spent our time either avoiding our private elementary school or avoiding our parents. We were inseparable. We stuck together during swimming lessons, where can i buy cheapest Acyclovir online, Generic Acyclovir, ice-skating, summer camps and the like. Oh.., buying Acyclovir online over the counter. Acyclovir online cod, and of course, piano lessons. She excelled at piano. I, Acyclovir from canada, Acyclovir overnight, however, did not, Acyclovir class. Buy Acyclovir without prescription,

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I credit my loving sister for attempting to motivate me to achieve greatness in any field, Acyclovir interactions, Acyclovir schedule, of any sort. This I did not do. I can't give excuses for my disappointing performance in my young life. But I will place blame. Intentional or not, Catherine sabotaged my every effort to succeed. She was the darling of all the adults in our life. Our parents on their dinner party and cocktail swilling circuit invariably filled the mingling and conversation with talk of Catherine's recent achievements: first prize at a dance recital, Acyclovir pictures, Acyclovir street price, top grades at the stuffy private school and future scholarships to unbelievably expensive universities. To put it simply, my given place was in her shadow. My birthright was to follow her never-ending examples of success, my Acyclovir experience. Acyclovir mg,

He sips wine and takes a deep breath. And angry look comes across his face. The R and L side lights change to red. The centre light remains blue. The music gets a little louder.

Enter the blue blanket. The scene is my seventh birthday. Mother and Father have left for the evening, leaving me in the care of my ten-year-old sister. My birthday present is a Philipe Entremont recording of Claude Debussy's "Children's Corner". This is my present but I know that they mean it for Catherine. She was to begin her eighth-grade piano class the following Sunday and her new, Acyclovir price, Acyclovir over the counter, terribly expensive teacher had been famous for ‘pulling the Debussy out of his young charges'. I am seven years old. I don't know Debussy from orange juice. Why? Why, Mother? Don't I deserve a birthday present? Something for me, what is Acyclovir. Acyclovir blogs,

The music gets louder.

He wipes tears from his face and finishes the wine in one sip.

Catherine took me into the music room and put the big black 78' on the record player. She told me to get under the coffee table. "This is the only way listen to Debussy" she said. Catherine pulled a large blue blanket over the coffee table and placed the needle on the record. I was in a world of blue. I forgot about birthdays and parents, buy Acyclovir no prescription, Online buying Acyclovir, competitions and judgments. Debussy's music filled my brain with new thoughts and new feelings. I saw landscapes of far-off countries. I smelled flowers of unknown gardens. I was transported away from me...And us. That was my introduction to my imagination. That experience introduced me to myself. I was irrevocably changed. Not for the better.

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The R and L sidelights go back to yellow. The music softens.

The rest of my childhood was spent withdrawn. No psychologist could figure me out. No sister could motivate me. No music could inspire me. Except, of course Debussy. In my teenage years I wandered around Canada and America searching for some other way into that blue world of Debussy and imagination. I needed to return to my Self. But I never found that door; neither in any bottle nor any pill. Not in women, not thrills. I had but one course of action left. To France I fled, with the hope of rekindling the magical senses that had been inert and diffused since my experience under the coffee table in the music room, under the blue blanket. I continued my debauchery and brooding in Paris. I had no results or epiphanies.

The music gets quiet. The sidelights fade out, leaving him under a blue spotlight.

One winter evening, after spending my last franc on a bottle of shiraz, I found the Cemetaire De Passy. I wandered and sobbed and drank until I collapsed in a heap of regret and dry leaves. Shivering and bleary-eyed I collected some leaves and the previous night's snow and made a pillow. The gravestone that I uncovered was, of course, that of Claude Debussy, 1862-1918. I had found the door.

Thus, I died in Paris. I blame myself. And I blame my wonderful sister, Catherine.

The light fades out and the music continues for 20 seconds in the dark.

THE END

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SETTING

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WHITE stands up and takes a step towards the audience. She starts to fiddle with her hair and appears to put on make-up; looking at the audience as if they were a mirror.

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WHITE steps back and sits on the toilet facing the audience once again.

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Only the prudish speak of the act as ‘another.' For everybody else it is sex. No pretty words to hide what I mean, sex. Ohhh, Where can i buy cheapest Serax online, yes, every innocent and beautiful relationship has a dirty shadow. Buy Serax Without Prescription, Lust and sex. Both things we are taught to hide in the darkest recesses of our minds, and to never breathe life into vocally. ‘How can something so pure as love, turn into something so bodily and carnal as lust and sex?' Well, let's just say love is like a hill, and lust gets the so-called ball of sex rolling down it, Serax canada, mexico, india. It's inevitable; the laws of mortal physics demand it. Once you give it a little shove, the whole red field opens up right in front of you. That imbedded animal need of another physical body to complete our own, Buy Serax Without Prescription. That red sightless creature desire passed down from forever and forever.

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Down centre stage, ALICE and GLADYS roll a large screen onto the stage and set up the AV equipment.

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GLADYS They're like a pig moving through the python that is the marketplace and they're nearing the ass end. What colours does
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GLADYS and ALICE (speaking) Thank-you. See you tomorrow for day two of the Spumco Super projection Seminar.

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ALICE I don't want to have to let you go and I'm sure you'd want a good reference if you did leave. So are we clear.

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GLADYS (laughing) That's great Alice. You should be a comedian. I've gotta go. See you tomorrow.

ALICE Alright. Glad you're on board.

Volume 4 Issue 2

September 2011

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