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Drama by Kelly Tatham published in Vol 4 Issue 1

Character Breakdown
Zithromax For Sale, Connie - Early 40s, attractive, well put together, tall

Julie - 18, attractive, conservatively dressed, short

Max - 18, gorgeous, causally dressed, tall, innocent looking

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A knock is heard at the door.

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Max enters.

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CONNIE: Max, I told you, call me Connie. Or at the very least, Online buying Zithromax hcl, Ms. Fairfield.

MAX: (nods enthusiastically) I brought you coffee.

CONNIE: Thank you, Max. That was very thoughtful of you.

MAX: I just wanted to apologize for throwing up on you at Julie’s birthday party.

Max is gesturing nervously and coffee starts spilling everywhere.

MAX: Julie’s really upset and I know I shouldn’t be drinking and we’re just interns and she thinks I’m going to get fired.

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Max passes the coffee, but jerks his hand at the last second and spills coffee all over Connie’s chest.

CONNIE: ...getting fired.

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Max puts the remainder of the coffee down, grabs tissues off Connie’s desk and dabs her chest. He dabs slower and slower as he and Connie lock eyes.

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CONNIE: Lock the door, Max.

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They embrace and Max immediately returns to attempting to unclasp Connie’s bra.

CONNIE: Easy.

Connie unbuttons Max’s pants, letting them drop to his ankles, then unbuttons her blouse halfway and places Max’s hands on her breasts.

CONNIE: There we go.

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MAX: (In awe) You’re so, so much better.

Connie leans back over her desk and digs through her purse while Max is kissing and fondling her breasts.

CONNIE: Shit. Where are my condoms?

Zithromax For Sale, MAX: Don’t worry, I’ll just pull out.

CONNIE: (Still digging) Is that the kind of Sex Ed program my tax dollars are paying for?

MAX: Sex Ed. Oh, you mean Purity Partners?

CONNIE: Ah ha. (Pulls out a condom)

MAX: Aren’t you too old to get pregnant anyway?

CONNIE: Max?

MAX: Yeah?

CONNIE: You want to do this?

Max nods vigorously.

CONNIE: Then no more talking.

Connie moves her hand over Max’s crotch and he immediately starts to moan. The doorknob begins to jiggle. Connie continues to fondle Max as his moans become higher and higher pitched.



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Just as Max cums prematurely, there is a loud knock on the door.



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CONNIE: Shit. Shit, shit, Buy no prescription Zithromax online, shit. (Looks down at the dark stain on her skirt) Fuck. (Yells) Just a minute!

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CONNIE: (Whispers) Max. Closet, now!

Max is still frozen. Connie pulls up his pants, Zithromax over the counter, presses a box of tissues against his chest and pushes him towards the closet. Looking terrified, he stumbles into the closet. Connie takes a quick look around, shoves the condom back into her purse, Zithromax images, then rushes to the door. Julie comes in.

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CONNIE: Nothing, dear. Just spilt coffee on myself.

JULIE: Why was your door locked?

CONNIE: I was trying to get off. The coffee. I was trying to get the coffee off.

JULIE: Oh. (Sits on the couch) Can I talk to you about something?

Zithromax For Sale, CONNIE: Sure, dear. Why don’t we go for lunch?

JULIE: It’s just that.., purchase Zithromax for sale. (Starting to choke up) Well, on my birthday...

CONNIE: Julie, sweetheart. Let me buy you lunch.

JULIE: Max said... Max said... (Starts to bawl) That he wants to break up with me!

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CONNIE: There, there.

Max peers out the closet door. Connie notices him and gestures wildly for him to get back in, fast shipping Zithromax. Julie pulls back, looks at Connie and wipes her runny nose. Zithromax For Sale, Julie looks at the snot on her hand, then, expectantly, to Connie.



CONNIE: Sorry, dear. Fresh out of tissues. (Stands up and heads to the door) But, I know where we can get some.

JULIE: Should I have sex?

Connie looks taken aback.

JULIE: Should I have sex with Max?

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CONNIE: (Sweetly) Didn’t you just say that Max wants to break up with you?

JULIE: I think he wants to break up with me because I won’t have sex with him.

CONNIE: I thought you two were saving yourselves for marriage. Isn’t that what that lovely ring is for. (Points to the ring on Julie’s left ring finger)

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CONNIE: And, now you think Max wants to go back on that promise?

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CONNIE: What sins, Julie?

JULIE: Max said what we were doing had nothing to do with Grandma, but I knew we were being punished.

CONNIE: What were you doing?

JULIE: (Looking shameful) Tongue kissing.

CONNIE: Tongue kissing?

JULIE: Uh huh.

CONNIE: What the hel-- What’s wrong with tongue kissing?

JULIE: (Reciting) No part of me shall be entered into anothers until the marital bed.

CONNIE: So that’s all you’ve ever done. Make out a little?

JULIE: (Quietly) Uh huh.

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CONNIE: You know that movie was a parody right?

JULIE: It took me almost an hour to clean it up.

Connie starts to crack up, as Julie bursts into tears. The phone on the desk rings.

CONNIE: Oh. Zithromax from canada, I should take that. Here, read this.

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CONNIE: Connie Fairfield’s office.

MAX: (Whispering from the closet) Connie, it’s me!

CONNIE: Oh... hello Pastor Jonathan, how can I help you today?

MAX: Tell Julie to have sex with me!

CONNIE: WHAT?. I mean, Zithromax dosage, pardon me, Pastor Jonathan. I don’t think I heard you properly.

MAX: Please tell Julie to have sex with me?

Zithromax For Sale, Connie takes two quick, deep breaths and composes herself.

CONNIE: So, Pastor Jonathan... you’re telling me that you submitted your article to another magazine?

MAX: What?

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MAX: What?. Connie. Zithromax For Sale, No... Just... tell Julie to have sex with me!

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JULIE: What’s going on?

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There is a small crash from the closet.

JULIE: What was that?

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JULIE: No. Zithromax For Sale, No, no, no.

CONNIE: Julie, would you lie before me. And before God?

Julie shakes her head.

CONNIE: Tell me the truth. Did you like playing with mini Max?

JULIE: Um... (Sheepishly) kind of.

CONNIE: (Encouragingly) You enjoyed touching him and rubbing him and giving him pleasure?

JULIE: (Trying not to grin) Yeah, Buy Zithromax no prescription, I kind of did.

CONNIE: Well that’s sinful and wrong!

There is another mild crash from the closet. Julie tries to look around, but Connie has grabbed her by the shoulders and is preaching to her.

CONNIE: You know Jesus was watching you while you were doing that. Were you thinking of Jesus while you were pleasuring Max?

JULIE: No.

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JULIE: No tongue kissing?

CONNIE: No kissing, period.

JULIE: Oh, Connie, you’re right, you’re so right.

Connie gets up and heads to her desk.

JULIE: Can I stay here for awhile. I don’t feel up to going back to work yet.

Connie looks at the closet door and sighs.

Zithromax For Sale, CONNIE: Sure, honey. Order Zithromax from mexican pharmacy, Why don’t we (loudly towards the closet) bow our heads in prayer. Then you might feel more prepared for the day.

Connie sits back down beside Julie and takes her hands.

CONNIE: Heavenly Father, we come to you today in sin. Your child Julie has lost her way. We ask you, Jesus, to take her by the hand and lead her back to righteousness...

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JULIE: Max?!

Max remains on the floor, his head jerking wildly back and forth from Connie to Julie.

JULIE: Max. What is going on?

Zithromax For Sale, MAX: I... She... It was her. She did it. (Pointing at Connie as he begins to get up)

JULIE: She did what?

MAX: She seduc...

CONNIE: SAVED him. (beat) I’m the one who saved him, Zithromax For Sale. I’m the one who led him back to righteousness, Zithromax no rx. (beat) You see, Max stopped by to apologize for his actions on your birthday and we started talking about your relationship and how he absolutely does not want to break up with you...

MAX: (Sputtering) You.. But... I just, I... I...

Zithromax For Sale, CONNIE: You know it’s rude to not let a lady finish. (beat) So, as I was saying. Max came on... came to me to talk. He explained to me how much he loves you and how he’s afraid he’s slipping away from God because of all the sexual frustration you give him. And that’s why he tried to break up with you.

Max nods, although clearly confused.

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JULIE: Max. Max, is all that true. You really don’t want to break up with me?

MAX: (Nodding) Yes. Everything that Connie said is true. I want to stay with you, and I want to wait.

JULIE: That’s great. No kissing...

MAX: No touching...

JULIE: No nothing...

MAX: (Feebly) Yaaaaaay.

Julie looks at Connie for a moment, then crosses the room to give Max an awkward hug. They embrace delicately.

CONNIE: Leave room for Jesus kids.

Lights fade to black.

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