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I gathered my nerves to ask Andy the only pertinent question on my mind. Modafinil from canadian pharmacy, My voice was saturated with desperation as I held my breath and asked, “So…how’s your ETA to paradise looking?”

“Actually, some things have happened since I got back from Mexico…I’m ready to get out of dodge. Buy Modafinil Without Prescription, I’ve got a severance package coming my way and a little savings. Let’s just say, I’m on my way.”

My sigh of relief jumped through the phone. I said, “I hope nothing too critical is going on…but all the better if you’re on your way, low dose Modafinil. What happened?”

“Well, Samantha and I stopped seeing each other. Again. Actually, it was pretty much the day I got back here, Buy Modafinil Without Prescription. She was not impressed by my impromptu vacation to Mexico.”

"Oops sonny, sorry to hear that."

"Don't be. Modafinil canada, mexico, india, I’ve been doing some more thinking about myself and what it is I want out of this life. And this isn't it. This hustle. Buy Modafinil Without Prescription, Everybody’s blindly hustling. I just want to escape from it. The Olympics…everything’s so hectic. I need a change.”

We shared an excited silence.

Then Andy said, “I can't wait to talk about all this in person, Modafinil use, so much to talk about. But I got to run, last shift in the excavator today. I’ve found some tickets…Stars permitting, I’ll see you in a couple weeks.”

“That’s fucking great man, Buy Modafinil Without Prescription. So good to hear your voice. I cannot wait to see you!”

“You too man, Where can i order Modafinil without prescription, on the flips ide!”

I walked out into the rain carrying a rusty air of positivity.

Chenda’s frame wading wistfully in the ocean’s wake reunites me with the present. Her loose cotton pants rolled up to her knees reveal the outline of panties and her tank-top shows off olive-skinned arms. Her dashingly smooth face bears a life of repression. Buy Modafinil Without Prescription, She sits nervously on the driftwood beside me, feet fidgeting in nature’s plush white carpet.

I move over so that our legs are almost touching. Then I say, “You know, this place you’ve got here is something else. I can’t imagine where I’d rather be.”

“Yeah, buy Modafinil without a prescription. Everybody all da time say dis,” her voice comes soft. Her response defeated. Eyes fixed on her buried toes, Buy Modafinil Without Prescription. I longed to see those eyes. “But me, Order Modafinil online overnight delivery no prescription, I hate it. Dis no paradise. Dis like jail.”

I am confused but want to say something compassionate. Buy Modafinil Without Prescription, “What do you mean. A mere taste of this is what we rich folk think we’re working ‘round the clock for and this is your permanent reality.”

“Yeah but my husband, he not good husband. He neva do nutting. Just sit all da time drinking da beer and smoking, effects of Modafinil. He no love me no more, say I’m too old. Go all da time fuck dose young giwls in da city, Buy Modafinil Without Prescription. He no want touch me.”

We sit in silence as I try to think of what Andy would say to liven up her spirits. She looks up from the sand so I steal a glance at her face. Tears are forming. Buy Modafinil online no prescription, She jerks her gaze back to her cute little toes, white sand covering her pink nails.

Her delicate voice perseveres, “I so embarrassed, I talk you like dis. I neva tell no one I feel like dis.”
Buy Modafinil Without Prescription, I pick up a little spotted stone and toss it in the water. “That’s okay, I’m happy to listen.” The water ripples. “It’s important to talk about things.”

“In dis country, Modafinil over the counter, people too scared. No one want say nutting, listen nutting, always act like everybody all da time no problem. Somebody have problem, Generic Modafinil, someone say dey lonely, people tink dey crazy.”

Inching closer I say, “It’s sad how people try so hard to fake a perfect reality rather than deal with a troubled one. You know what my friend Andy says about loneliness, he says the loneliest people are often those who never talk about it.” I rest my hand on her shin, Buy Modafinil Without Prescription. “He also says the deeper your holes of sorrow get, the more space there is to fill it up with joy.”

“Andy sound like smart man, what you tell me ‘bout him. I happy to meet him.” She gazes out to the ocean then says, purchase Modafinil, “One ting, what he say ‘bout if da hole goes too deep and comes out otha side of da earth. How you fill that hole up?” She places her hand next to mine.

“I've never asked him that. We'll ask him when he comes.”

“He come soon, right?”

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“You want see me crying?”

“I just want to see you when we’re talking. Your eyes are so pretty.”
Buy Modafinil Without Prescription, “You just like my husband. Say such nice tings, get me into bed and den you have enough and go fuck younga giwl.” Timidly, she raises her face and her wet eyes meet mine. A hidden beauty.

“I’m sorry if I sound presum…er…uh…if I’m out of line…I haven't talked to many people lately.” I lose myself in her soul. There is a whole world of mystery locked away in those eyes. A being begging to be released.

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As I think about my answer, the unexpected sound of a car sends Chenda running to the outdoor kitchen where she dutifully resumes her chores.

And my morning drums beat away. And the smell of dawn fills the air. And the roosters cockle doodle a duet. Buy Modafinil Without Prescription, And the elderly couple wades deep in the water dragging a fish net to catch breakfast. My Modafinil experience, And I am here.

Chenda brings me breakfast and says, “I go town, go ma-ket. You like someting?” Those eyes, they move in mysterious ways.

“Can I come with you?” I ask.

“It’s betta not, my husband here, he see you, buy Modafinil no prescription, he no like.”

“I’ll meet you in town then, after you finish shopping?”

“Okay,” she says easily. “You know beach in front da town. Meet me der in one hour. We sit on beach, Buy Modafinil Without Prescription. Modafinil long term, Okay?”

I smile as she leaves.

After breakfast, I observe that sultan of douche-bags ceaselessly snoring in the hammock. Then I hop on the lone bicycle they keep for guests and start pedaling. I meander down the ocean-side trail, dodging potholes and negotiating the conspicuous streams crisscrossing the path. My grin is easy and full.

I ride to the destined beach. Buy Modafinil Without Prescription, It is sparsely spotted with strolling strangers. I make my way to the lonely palm and relax in its shade, cheap Modafinil. What a day. When Chenda arrives, I kiss her on the cheek and she sits down next to me. She fidgets nervously and is selfish with her eyes.

I gently touch her chin and lift her gaze to meet mine. She is like a racehorse that has been locked in the stables its whole life, life percolates throughout her being. I kiss her silky lips and she jerks back.

“You so quick,” she says, and then continues accusingly, “how long you gonna stay here anyway?”

“Forever,” I say, more truthful than not.

“You so funny man, Buy Modafinil Without Prescription. Buy cheap Modafinil no rx, How you stay foreva, you tell me you have no money, huh?”

“I’m serious. I told you, Andy has money saved up. What’s his is mine and mine his. It’s always been like that with us.”

“He tink I’m jezebel, Modafinil forum, all da time kissing you and I have husband.”

I chuckle inwardly and say, “No, he doesn’t judge anybody. Buy Modafinil Without Prescription, Except for maybe that useless husband of yours. Why don’t you leave that filthy old man?”

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“But what about the bungalows?” I rub her back and kiss her cheek. She returns my caress and leans closer.

“My husband not give me nutting. He take all da money, leave me nutting.” Her sad eyes pierce my skin, Buy Modafinil Without Prescription. “He no own property cuz he foreign, so he put in ‘nutha giwls name.” Talking about her reality invites tears to her eyes. She looks at her watch. I kiss her and she kisses back, Modafinil pictures. “It make me so sad, tinking all da life I stay here, like you say, permanent.”

“Well, not to worry, Purchase Modafinil for sale, Andy will be here in a couple weeks. Buy Modafinil Without Prescription, We’re going to buy a little piece of beach and build a few huts to rent out. We need a local. What do you think?”

“Ha, you say dat now, but den you see otha girl, younga, and you say same ting to her?” She looks out to the ocean.

“I promise you I won’t do that.” I hold her tight.

The starry night comes alive in her eyes and we enjoy the beach in one another’s arms for a few minutes before she jumps up and says she must go.

“We meet dat place Same Same But Cheapa in two hour?”

Excitement shining through my shorts, taking Modafinil, I wrap my arms around her and kiss her fully.

She giggles, “You put dat ting away until later you see me.”

And then she walks away.

My roller coaster is reaching a forgotten height, I think, as I pedal to an Internet café. I arrive at the little room packed with the dark and white faces of strangers all very much immersed in their virtual realities.

The single e-mail in my Gmail reads: “All right sonny, Modafinil results, I hope you’re ready…tickets booked for the 15th.” My grin is permanent. The computer calendar reads November 11th. I decide to give Facebook a last gander.

I open my Facebook account to see an invitation to a group entitled “Searching for Andy.” I click to open it, Buy Modafinil Without Prescription. I stare in shock at the face of a soothing, smiling, Andy Dwyer. His truck was found at Stanley Park. For an eternal instant, my mind freezes with the possibilities of this implication.

I open a chat window with his sister and type, “Hi.”

“Hey Seth...”

My fingers work without my brain as I punch away at the keyboard, “Is there any new information?”

The Internet cuts out. My mind is bombarded first with worst-case scenarios, then best. Buy Modafinil Without Prescription, I settle on the best: Andy quietly whisked himself away and would soon be joining me. With this thought, I am reunited with the virtual world.

“I’m back,” I type in the chat screen to his sister. “So he’s been missing for five days…he sent me a message saying he was on his way to meet me…”

Trepidation shakes my fingers as I wait for the response.

The letters appear on the screen, “Do you have access to a phone?”

“I can phone from Skype,” I type.

“You should do that.”

I stare blankly at the screen. Mind frozen and racing.

Andy’s sister’s next message comes slowly, “I think it will be easier.”

My throat swells up as I suppress my tears. I put on the headphones and press the green phone icon to dial Andy’s sister. The earth upon which my reality rests shakes violently as I find myself listening to Andy’s sister say, “Seth?” Silence falls between every word, Buy Modafinil Without Prescription. Her own tears permeate the phone. "It's not officially confirmed yet..."

An eternity of silence that lasts all of seconds brings on a collage of memories. I remember the time we were busisng across Costa Rica, and the road was closed because of a landslide. A line of a thousand vehicles filled with annoyed and uptight travelers spanned tens of kilometers.

“Well, this is a shitty situation,” I noted.

In his flawless Dick Tracy impression, Andy said, “Shee shon, this shituation is only as shitty as we make it, shee.” Then he switched to Jim Carey, complete with the head jerk, “Aaaaalllllll righty then, what say you we get this party started?”

By this time the few English speakers on the bus were laughing and the Spanish speakers were intrigued. Buy Modafinil Without Prescription, And before long the entire busload of people was outside shooting Tequila, laughing the night away.

“…there was a report on Thursday made to 9-1-1 shortly after Andy’s car was parked…”

And the first Christmas morning I spent in Vancouver. The big hangover mixed with the big city was giving me the big Holiday Blues.

Andy said, “Come on sonny, stop feeling sorry for yourself and let’s go downtown. We’ve got mouths to feed.” He put on a Santa hat and we went to a soup kitchen in East Van. I scooped soup while Andy entertained us all with impersonations of Donald Trump and Doctor Evil.

“…of a man matching Andy’s description…”

And the time I declined Andy’s invitation to join him on a one week back country expedition in the Rocky Mountains. I told him I was too busy with my upcoming harvest. The harvest was subsequently found and stolen by cops.

“…jumping off the Lion’s Gate Bridge…”

The damn is broken, Buy Modafinil Without Prescription. My tears are here. I collapse in a heap on the floor and enter the reality that lies in between.

Here I think I will stay.

My mourning drums beat away. They beat for the world that Andy saw that was too much for him to bear. And they beat for him on his final leap. And they beat for the Cambodian Princesses of Prostitution. And they beat for me. And they beat for you.

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HANK

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Because, buying Prednisone online over the counter, you see, when you see your eye’s apple bumping uglies with a bigger, badder badass, who, let’s face it, Prednisone reviews, we all know is better looking than you anyway, that feeling you’re feeling is not this. That is another thing. Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, That thing concerns itself with the desire for an object of perceived significance, while this thing concerns itself with the fear of losing that object. That is another thing.

That thing is the subject of another exciting evening elsewhere. We are concerned with this thing: impotent and aphrodisiac and fossil fuel, that cognitively impenetrable mental state where the rational has no place.

HANK steps back. Two beers are produced by an unseen bartender; HANK takes them, order Prednisone online c.o.d. The lights come

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[Note: Their dialogue should be delivered in a very fast paced fashion.]

HANK

Let me explain to you why you’re stupid.

NATHAN

Oh please do, mate. I’m all ears.

HANK

It’s gotta be Vertigo--

Vertigo--

NATHAN

Vertigo is boring. It’s The Birds. The Birds.

HANK
Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, The Birds is fine and great and that, but it lacks depth -- thematic depth. The Birds is like Jaws--

NATHAN

I reckon I might have to piss on ya if you start rippin’ on Jaws.

HANK

I’m not ripping on Jaws or The Birds. They’re great entertainment, but neither of them cut to the heart

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NATHAN

(beat)

It’s boring.

HANK

It’s not boring. See. This is why you’re stupid, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. He’s fallen in love with this fetishized fantasy -- the creation of someone else, it must be pointed out -- and it consumes him. His life becomes an obsessive quest to regain something that never even existed. Buy Prednisone from mexico, You don’t get anything like that in The Birds, do you. Tell me--

NATHAN

Shut up.

HANK

(hurt)

You shut up

NATHAN

No, really. She’s here.

Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, A GROUP OF WOMEN enter the bar. HANK throws a on a hoodie.

HANK

Behind me?

NATHAN

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Don’t think so. They’re going up to the bar, ordering something... Tequila from the looks of it.

HANK

Okay, okay, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. You good?

NATHAN

(resigned)

Suppose so.

HANK hands NATHAN a honking big two-way radio.

NATHAN

What the hell?

HANK

Put it in your front pocket. I’ll be able to hear everything you say.

NATHAN does so. Prednisone steet value, The top clearly sticks out.

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It doesn’t even fit properly.

HANK

She won’t notice.

NATHAN

This is ridiculous.

HANK

You agreed.

NATHAN

And I regret that. I can’t be fucked with this espionage shit.

HANK

Is little Aussie coco puffs afraid to go flirt with a girl?

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Mate, she’s your wife. She ain’t just some girl.

HANK
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I know that, but--

HANK

And I’m paying you. With beer.

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What. You don’t find her attractive?

NATHAN

Fuck off. I’ll just go.

He stands.

HANK

No, no. Don’t rush, make it casual.

NATHAN

Casual, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. You want me to make it casual. Online buying Prednisone, This is about as far the fuck from casual as one can possibly get, mate.

HANK

Make it seem casual. Take your time. Finish your drink. Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, You’ve just finished your drink and you’re going up to order another. She’s pretty, so you talk to her. Casual.

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Fuck you and your casual, buy Prednisone without prescription. I ain’t been this nervous to talk to a woman since my balls dropped. Can you at least explain this to me. What do you stand to gain from this whole endeavour?

HANK

(weightily)

Understanding.

NATHAN

You don’t trust her?

HANK

I do, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. Implicitly. But it’s always the most trusting that are made the most foolish.

NATHAN

And why me?

HANK

Because you’re my friend and I trust you. And you’re younger, Prednisone used for, more attractive, and more charming than I am. And she has a thing for accents.

NATHAN

Let’s say, on the way-out-there chance, she goes for it. Is that something you really want to know?

HANK
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NATHAN

Chrissakes, do I have to. Reckon I’d skip it.

HANK

No, you need the joke. She once told me that she wouldn’t have so much as given me the time if I hadn’t

started off with a joke, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. Prednisone from mexico, She’ll love it. Don’t skip the joke.

NATHAN

Chrissakes, do I have to. Reckon I’d skip it.

HANK

No, you need the joke. She once told me that she wouldn’t have so much as given me the time if I hadn’t started off with a joke. Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, She’ll love it. Don’t skip the joke.

HANK shakes his head.

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Oh, where to buy Prednisone, but you expect me to spew this godawful shit. Give it up.

HANK

(sighs)

So, we were both filling up at a gas station. She’d bought this blinding shiny, brand new Datsun, Prednisone pics, so I said to her, "Hey, nice Datsun." To which she replied, "Thanks, I just bought it." Then I said, "It’s too short." She said she didn’t so, and I said, where can i find Prednisone online, "No, it’s too short." She asked what I meant. I said, "Life. It’s too short to hesitate when you meet someone you think is beautiful." She blushed, real awkward, and said, "Thank you." Then I gave her a smack on the shoulder,

nothing weird, just -- (demonstrates on NATHAN) -- and said, "I was talking about me."

NATHAN

(beat)

I reckon that’s stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

HANK

I’m charming.

NATHAN

Wow.

HANK

I’m very charming.

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That is impressively terrible, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. (downs his beer) That gives me confidence.

NATHAN gets up, Comprar en línea Prednisone, comprar Prednisone baratos, gathers his wits, and does an

awkward, Rocky-ish air punch.

HANK

Good luck.

He approaches the woman at the bar -- MARIE MANN,

HANK’S wife. She’s with a SMALL GROUP OF FRIENDS.

As they speak, HANK silently but animatedly reacts

to what is being said.

NATHAN

(to the bartender)

Couple of lagers, please, cheap Prednisone. (turning to MARIE) Hey there.

MARIE

Hi.

NATHAN

(feigning)

M... Mary?

MARIE

Marie. Do I know you?

NATHAN
Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, Yeah, yeah. Christmas party oh-nine. You’re married to... oh, Ordering Prednisone online, what’s-his-name...

MARIE

Hank. I remember you. I’m surprised you remember me --or anything, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. You were the guy that threw up in the--

NATHAN

(putting his hands up)

I don‘t like to talk about such things.

Marie chuckles, but says nothing. An awkward silence ensues.

NATHAN (CONT’D)

So, how d’you like that?

MARIE

What?

NATHAN

Being married.

MARIE

Well enough.

NATHAN

I know a lot of unhappy couples, just wonderin’ if you were one, Prednisone photos. Wanna hear a joke?

MARIE

Sure?

NATHAN

Right, so there’s this guy, right. And he’s--

MARIE’S FRIEND

Em, it’s your round.

MARIE

(to NATHAN)

Just a sec.

NATHAN (putting his head down to his chest and speaking low) Mate, Where can i cheapest Prednisone online, this is bullshit. I can’t do this nonsense.

HANK silently spasms in frustration.

NATHAN (CONT’D)

You owe me.

Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, MARIE turns back around. She hands him a daquiri. HANK freezes.

MARIE

Here.

NATHAN

For me?

MARIE

Who else. You were saying...?

NATHAN

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actually tugs on Marie’s sleeve.) -- and says, "Mate, you’ll never guess who I’m fucking!"

MARIE

(beat)

Wow.

NATHAN

Good, ay?

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That’s truly awful. That’s the kind of joke my husband would tell.

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(gritted teeth)

Don’t say?

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So what’s your deal.., Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. ?

NATHAN

Nathan. Nathan Ballantine.

MARIE

Nathan. Are you single?

NATHAN

Single, possibly swingin’.

MARIE gets in close, speaks sensuously.

MARIE

What do you say we take this conversation somewhere a

little more --

MARIE puts her hand on his chest, covering the two-way.

MARIE (CONT’D)

-- private?

NATHAN

(stunned)

... That’d be nice.

MARIE

But first...

MARIE reaches into his pocket, pulls out the two-way and flicks it off.

MARIE (CONT’D)

... Maybe you could go tell my husband to get his head out of his ass?

NATHAN

(beat)
Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, I... uh... I don’t know what you’re--

MARIE

Yeah, you do. That’s him right over there. Go tell him that maybe if he weren’t such a possessive prick he wouldn’t have to worry about me cheating on him. Could you tell him that?

NATHAN

(under his breath) Godawful.

MARIE

And you -- you’re just as pathetic, Buy Prednisone Without Prescription. I bet you didn’teven come up with that joke. He gave it to you, didn’t he. God, he’s such a jerk off that he has to surround himself with other jerk offs. You two make a perfect little pair of jerk offs. Buy Prednisone Without Prescription, Get going... Go back to your little friend.

NATHAN is thunderstruck. He doesn’t move for a moment. The bartender slides the two beers over to him.

MARIE (CONT’D)

And you can remind him that I bought him that hoodie last Christmas.

MARIE and her FRIENDS, laughing, exit the scene with their drinks. NATHAN turns and stiffly walks back to the table with the two beers. He sits across from HANK, speechless.

HANK

So?

NATHAN shakes his head.

HANK (CONT’D)

How’d it go?

NATHAN

Not good, mate.

HANK

What happened to the mic. What’s up?

NATHAN

It’s bad.

HANK

Tell me!

NATHAN

I don’t know if I can.

HANK

Fucking say it!

NATHAN

(beat)

She offered me a hummer in the parking lot.

HANK can’t believe it; he’s angry, sad, frustrated, and worried all at once. Finally, he turns and charges offstage. The SCREAMING of the arguing couple can be heard from offstage.NATHAN sips his beer, smiling.

End of scene.

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Drama by Kelly Tatham

Character Breakdown
Zithromax For Sale, Connie - Early 40s, attractive, well put together, tall

Julie - 18, attractive, conservatively dressed, short

Max - 18, gorgeous, causally dressed, tall, innocent looking

The clock on the wall reads 11:05 am. There is a desk downstage left, with one chair downstage of it and two chairs upstage of it. There is a box of tissues and a phone, along with other papers and trinkets on the desk. Upstage right there is a couch with a coffee table in front of it. Behind the couch, purchase Zithromax online no prescription, hanging on the wall there are three enlarged, framed magazine covers hanging. ‘FOOTPRINTS’ is emblazoned across the top, Zithromax For Sale. The centre print shows a picture of a white robed Jesus carrying a little girl. The girl is smiling through the tears in her eyes. They are on a beach and there are two sets of footprints behind them, Real brand Zithromax online, save for the last metre, where there is only one set leading up to where the Jesus is walking. The other two posters also have cheesy, yet appropriate images for a Christian Children’s Magazine. Zithromax For Sale, Beside the couch there is a door (UC) and past the door there is a window, covered in closed blinds.

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CONNIE: Max, I told you, call me Connie. Or at the very least, Online buying Zithromax hcl, Ms. Fairfield.

MAX: (nods enthusiastically) I brought you coffee.

CONNIE: Thank you, Max. That was very thoughtful of you.

MAX: I just wanted to apologize for throwing up on you at Julie’s birthday party.

Max is gesturing nervously and coffee starts spilling everywhere.

MAX: Julie’s really upset and I know I shouldn’t be drinking and we’re just interns and she thinks I’m going to get fired.

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Max passes the coffee, but jerks his hand at the last second and spills coffee all over Connie’s chest.

CONNIE: ...getting fired.

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CONNIE: Lock the door, Max.

Max runs to the door, locks it, and runs back.

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They embrace and Max immediately returns to attempting to unclasp Connie’s bra.

CONNIE: Easy.

Connie unbuttons Max’s pants, letting them drop to his ankles, then unbuttons her blouse halfway and places Max’s hands on her breasts.

CONNIE: There we go.

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MAX: (In awe) You’re so, so much better.

Connie leans back over her desk and digs through her purse while Max is kissing and fondling her breasts.

CONNIE: Shit. Where are my condoms?

Zithromax For Sale, MAX: Don’t worry, I’ll just pull out.

CONNIE: (Still digging) Is that the kind of Sex Ed program my tax dollars are paying for?

MAX: Sex Ed. Oh, you mean Purity Partners?

CONNIE: Ah ha. (Pulls out a condom)

MAX: Aren’t you too old to get pregnant anyway?

CONNIE: Max?

MAX: Yeah?

CONNIE: You want to do this?

Max nods vigorously.

CONNIE: Then no more talking.

Connie moves her hand over Max’s crotch and he immediately starts to moan. The doorknob begins to jiggle. Connie continues to fondle Max as his moans become higher and higher pitched.

MAX: Oh, order Zithromax from United States pharmacy, oh...

Just as Max cums prematurely, there is a loud knock on the door.

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CONNIE: Shit. Shit, shit, Buy no prescription Zithromax online, shit. (Looks down at the dark stain on her skirt) Fuck. (Yells) Just a minute!

Max is frozen, staring at the door in horror. Zithromax For Sale, Connie takes a quick, deep breath, spots the coffee on her desk and pours the remainder down her front, covering the cum stain.

CONNIE: (Whispers) Max. Closet, now!

Max is still frozen. Connie pulls up his pants, Zithromax over the counter, presses a box of tissues against his chest and pushes him towards the closet. Looking terrified, he stumbles into the closet. Connie takes a quick look around, shoves the condom back into her purse, Zithromax images, then rushes to the door. Julie comes in.

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CONNIE: Nothing, dear. Just spilt coffee on myself.

JULIE: Why was your door locked?

CONNIE: I was trying to get off. The coffee. I was trying to get the coffee off.

JULIE: Oh. (Sits on the couch) Can I talk to you about something?

Zithromax For Sale, CONNIE: Sure, dear. Why don’t we go for lunch?

JULIE: It’s just that.., purchase Zithromax for sale. (Starting to choke up) Well, on my birthday...

CONNIE: Julie, sweetheart. Let me buy you lunch.

JULIE: Max said... Max said... (Starts to bawl) That he wants to break up with me!

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CONNIE: There, there.

Max peers out the closet door. Connie notices him and gestures wildly for him to get back in, fast shipping Zithromax. Julie pulls back, looks at Connie and wipes her runny nose. Zithromax For Sale, Julie looks at the snot on her hand, then, expectantly, to Connie.

CONNIE: Sorry, dear. Fresh out of tissues. (Stands up and heads to the door) But, I know where we can get some.

JULIE: Should I have sex?

Connie looks taken aback.

JULIE: Should I have sex with Max?

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CONNIE: (Sweetly) Didn’t you just say that Max wants to break up with you?

JULIE: I think he wants to break up with me because I won’t have sex with him.

CONNIE: I thought you two were saving yourselves for marriage. Isn’t that what that lovely ring is for. (Points to the ring on Julie’s left ring finger)

JULIE: The promise that Max and I made to each other. (Starts tearing up) In front of our parents, Pastor David and the entire Church, Zithromax For Sale. To love and respect each other, while not letting any parts of our body touch the others’ until we’re married.

CONNIE: And, now you think Max wants to go back on that promise?

JULIE: Everything was fine until Grandma died. I knew our sins would be punished, where can i buy cheapest Zithromax online, I knew it.

CONNIE: What sins, Julie?

JULIE: Max said what we were doing had nothing to do with Grandma, but I knew we were being punished.

CONNIE: What were you doing?

JULIE: (Looking shameful) Tongue kissing.

CONNIE: Tongue kissing?

JULIE: Uh huh.

CONNIE: What the hel-- What’s wrong with tongue kissing?

JULIE: (Reciting) No part of me shall be entered into anothers until the marital bed.

CONNIE: So that’s all you’ve ever done. Make out a little?

JULIE: (Quietly) Uh huh.

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JULIE: Uh... Well... Well... Once, we were watching Saved and the girl in the movie was.., Zithromax For Sale. She started... So Max took it out... And I was.., Zithromax wiki. And it didn’t count because nothing was entering anything. Zithromax For Sale, But then all of a sudden he... he... (clears her throat) all over my couch.

CONNIE: You know that movie was a parody right?

JULIE: It took me almost an hour to clean it up.

Connie starts to crack up, as Julie bursts into tears. The phone on the desk rings.

CONNIE: Oh. Zithromax from canada, I should take that. Here, read this.

Connie finds a pamphlet on the table, it reads PREGNANT, Zithromax For Sale. SCARED. Then runs to her desk and answers.

CONNIE: Connie Fairfield’s office.

MAX: (Whispering from the closet) Connie, it’s me!

CONNIE: Oh... hello Pastor Jonathan, how can I help you today?

MAX: Tell Julie to have sex with me!

CONNIE: WHAT?. I mean, Zithromax dosage, pardon me, Pastor Jonathan. I don’t think I heard you properly.

MAX: Please tell Julie to have sex with me?

Zithromax For Sale, Connie takes two quick, deep breaths and composes herself.

CONNIE: So, Pastor Jonathan... you’re telling me that you submitted your article to another magazine?

MAX: What?

CONNIE: And that article might be published in this other magazine. But when you sent it to us, you said it was brand new. Herbal Zithromax, When really it was just dirty... and tainted. (beat) Oh I bet that other magazine begged for your article, it being so nice and long and all, Zithromax For Sale. But, Pastor Jonathan, how do you expect us here at Footprints to feel. And now, knowing that you tried to put your article somewhere else after you told us you were saving it for us, Zithromax forum. Do you think we’d ever let you put another article in us again?

MAX: What?. Connie. Zithromax For Sale, No... Just... tell Julie to have sex with me!

CONNIE: Yes, that’s right. Zithromax long term, And good day to you, Sir. (Slams down the phone)

JULIE: What’s going on?

CONNIE: (Crossing the room to sit back down) Don’t you worry your pretty little face about it. Now, let’s talk, Zithromax For Sale. (Takes Julie’s hands and faces her) You can’t have sex with Max.

There is a small crash from the closet.

JULIE: What was that?

CONNIE: Hm, I must have left my back massager on. Julie, look at me, kjøpe Zithromax på nett, köpa Zithromax online. I need you to be completely honest with me. Did you enjoy touching Max’s Max Jr.?

JULIE: No. Zithromax For Sale, No, no, no.

CONNIE: Julie, would you lie before me. And before God?

Julie shakes her head.

CONNIE: Tell me the truth. Did you like playing with mini Max?

JULIE: Um... (Sheepishly) kind of.

CONNIE: (Encouragingly) You enjoyed touching him and rubbing him and giving him pleasure?

JULIE: (Trying not to grin) Yeah, Buy Zithromax no prescription, I kind of did.

CONNIE: Well that’s sinful and wrong!

There is another mild crash from the closet. Julie tries to look around, but Connie has grabbed her by the shoulders and is preaching to her.

CONNIE: You know Jesus was watching you while you were doing that. Were you thinking of Jesus while you were pleasuring Max?

JULIE: No.

CONNIE: Well, you should have, Zithromax For Sale. (beat) Are we clear, Julie. You can’t have sex with Max. You can’t caress Max Jr, no prescription Zithromax online. You shouldn’t even be kissing Max.

JULIE: No tongue kissing?

CONNIE: No kissing, period.

JULIE: Oh, Connie, you’re right, you’re so right.

Connie gets up and heads to her desk.

JULIE: Can I stay here for awhile. I don’t feel up to going back to work yet.

Connie looks at the closet door and sighs.

Zithromax For Sale, CONNIE: Sure, honey. Order Zithromax from mexican pharmacy, Why don’t we (loudly towards the closet) bow our heads in prayer. Then you might feel more prepared for the day.

Connie sits back down beside Julie and takes her hands.

CONNIE: Heavenly Father, we come to you today in sin. Your child Julie has lost her way. We ask you, Jesus, to take her by the hand and lead her back to righteousness...

Max has taken this opportunity as his cue to leave, online buy Zithromax without a prescription. He cracks open the closet door and begins tiptoeing out, Zithromax For Sale. He is halfway across the room when he realizes he left the closet door open. He turns back, shuts the closet door and hurries to the office door. In his haste, he trips and ends up sprawled out on the floor. Buy Zithromax from canada, Julie and Connie look up.

JULIE: Max?!

Max remains on the floor, his head jerking wildly back and forth from Connie to Julie.

JULIE: Max. What is going on?

Zithromax For Sale, MAX: I... She... It was her. She did it. (Pointing at Connie as he begins to get up)

JULIE: She did what?

MAX: She seduc...

CONNIE: SAVED him. (beat) I’m the one who saved him, Zithromax For Sale. I’m the one who led him back to righteousness, Zithromax no rx. (beat) You see, Max stopped by to apologize for his actions on your birthday and we started talking about your relationship and how he absolutely does not want to break up with you...

MAX: (Sputtering) You.. But... I just, I... I...

Zithromax For Sale, CONNIE: You know it’s rude to not let a lady finish. (beat) So, as I was saying. Max came on... came to me to talk. He explained to me how much he loves you and how he’s afraid he’s slipping away from God because of all the sexual frustration you give him. And that’s why he tried to break up with you.

Max nods, although clearly confused.

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Julie is silent. Zithromax For Sale, Connie smiles. Max nods.

JULIE: Max. Max, is all that true. You really don’t want to break up with me?

MAX: (Nodding) Yes. Everything that Connie said is true. I want to stay with you, and I want to wait.

JULIE: That’s great. No kissing...

MAX: No touching...

JULIE: No nothing...

MAX: (Feebly) Yaaaaaay.

Julie looks at Connie for a moment, then crosses the room to give Max an awkward hug. They embrace delicately.

CONNIE: Leave room for Jesus kids.

Lights fade to black.

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